Being a mother in the modern age is full of disclaimers*

*Disclaimer: This essay is meant to be humorous.

Memoir Essay
2026 New York
5.25ish x 7.25ish
4 pages

💌 This book is stamped and numbered
🐢 I’m a one-woman shop so pls bear with some possible slowness
📫 I go to the post office 1/week